Saturday, August 18, 2007

Shayari

naa muhabbat naa dosti ke liye
vaqt rukataa nahin kisi ke liye......

dil ko apane sazaa na de yun.
Nahi soch aaj do ghadi ke liye........

har koi pyar Dhundhataa hai yahan
apni tanhaa si zindagii ke liye.........

vaqt ke saath saath chalata rahe
yahi behatar hai aadami ke liye !!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, April 20, 2007

CLEVER DEAN...........

ONE NIGHT 4 MBA STUDENTS WERE PLAYING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.
IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UPTO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.
SO THE DEAN SAID THEY CAN HAVE THE RETEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME. ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT THERE WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION IN TEST. ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPERATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS.
Q .1. YOUR NAME .........................( 2 MARKS )
Q.2 . WHICH TYRE DID BURST ................( 98 MARKS ).front left or right? back

Saturday, March 31, 2007

A Box Full of Kisses

The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father the next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy."

The man was embarrassed by his earlier overreaction, but his anger flared again when he found out the box was empty. He yelled at her, stating, "Don't you know, when you give someone a present, there is supposed to be something inside? The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and cried, "Oh, Daddy, it's not empty at all. I blew kisses into the box. They're all for you, Daddy."

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little girl, and he begged for her forgiveness.

Only a short time later, an accident took the life of the child. It is also told that her father kept that gold box by his bed for many years and, whenever he was discouraged, he would take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.

In a very real sense, each one of us, as humans beings, have been given a gold container filled with unconditional love and kisses... from our children, family members, friends, and God. There is simply no other possession, anyone could hold, more precious than this.

Inspirational love story - Love and Time

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all constructed boats and left. Except for Love.

Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to hold out until the last possible moment.

When the island had almost sunk, Love decided to ask for help.

Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat.
Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?"Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."

Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel. "Vanity, please help me!""I can't help you, Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered.

Sadness was close by so Love asked, "Sadness, let me go with you.""Oh . . . Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"

Happiness passed by Love, too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her.

Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come, Love, I will take you." It was an elder. So blessed and overjoyed, Love even forgot to ask the elder where they were going. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Realizing how much was owed the elder,

Love asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who Helped me?"
"It was Time," Knowledge answered.
"Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?"
Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how valuable Love is."

Saturday, March 17, 2007

**Adhuri Kahaani Ko Main Shuroo Kyun Karoon**

Ho ker Zameen Ki, Aasmaan Ki Chaah Kyun Karoon
Main Tujh ko Paanay Ki Tamanna Kyun Karoon....
Mujh ko Khabar Hai Judai Tarpayegi Tujhe Har Pal
Is hi liye Bata de Main Tujh se Wafa Kyun Karoon.......
Aman Ko Mere Chot Lagay gi Gar Tu Na Mila Mujhe
Tujhe Apna Bana ne Ki Phir Dua Kyun Karoon.......
Teri Masoomiyat Ko Rab Ne Banaaya Hai Mohabbat Ke liye
Tujhe Na Chahne Ki Phir Main Khata Kyun Karoon........
Teri Meri Qismat Ki Raahain Hain Judaa Judaa
Main Phir Teri Banjanay Ki Aarzoo Kyun Karoon......
Meri Hathoon Ki Lakiroon Mein Nahi Hai Naam Tera
Main Tera Naam Apne Naam Se Milanay Ki Justajoo Kyun Karoon......
Meri Baatain Tere Dil Mein Hamesha Bass Jaati Hain
Is Baat Ki Khabar Rakh Kar Main Koi Guftagoo Kyun Karoon........
Batoon Batoon Main Benaam Fasaanay Banjaate Hain
Aur Aisi Adhuri Kahaani Ko Main Shuroo Kyun Karoon.......
Joo Bhi Jazbaat Hai Dil Mein Dil Tak Mehfooz Hain
Yeh Bataoo Ke Main Unka Zikar Dubara Kyun Karoon........
Mana Ke Mohabbat Bhari Nazar Dil Par Gehra Asar Karti Hai
Usay Pyaar Se Dekh Ker Us Par Koi Jaadoo Kyun Karoon.....
Mere Liye Yeh Mumkin Nahi Ke Main Teri Banjaoun Kabhi
Lekin Main Tujhse Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Kyun Karoon...........
Itna Dukhaaya Dil Ko Tunay Mere "??", Itna Rulaaya Hai Mujhe
Sub Kuch Sahoon Phir Bhi Tujhse Bay intiha Pyaar Kyun KAROON...........

Muhammad Tauheed Saeed


I Love Walking In Rain Because Nobody Can See Me Crying!

~~ZINDAGI~~

lamha lamha zindagi ka battor raha hai
bikhri hui duniya ko battor raha hai........
khwab jo kabhi pure nahi ho sakte
aaj un tute khawab ko jor raha hai..........
geeli aankhon ke behte paani se
apne hi daman ko kar sharabor raha hai...........
Kitne hi rahon pe phoolon pe chal
aaj kaaton se muh mor raha hai...........
Kalam ki siayi khatam hone par
katre ke lie dil nichor raha hai..............
"kamal" kuch hi pal ki to hai zindagi
to aaj maut ko kyon kar door raha hai...........

~~TASVEER~~

Mujse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka li maine,
teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine,
jis pe likha tha ki tu mere muqaddar mein nahi,
apne maathe ki woh tehreer mita li meine............,
har janm sabko yahaan sachha pyaar kahaan milta hai,
teri chaahat mein to umr bita li meine,
mujhko jaane kahaan ehsaas mere le jaayein,
waqt ke haathon se ek nazm utha li meine............,
ghere rehti hai mujhe ek anokhi khushbu,
teri yaadon se har ek saans saja li meine,
jiske sheron ko woh sunke bahut roya tha,
bas wohi ek ghazal sabse chupa li meine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, March 16, 2007

Funny (Love Letter)..............

Do read this letter carefully and see how creative it is.

Read this "Hate Letter". It is so funny and creative.

This is a love letterfrom a boy to a girl....However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop theirrelationship. ...and so..


the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knowsthat the girl's father will definitely read this letter......

you read this letter and then the message after it


"The great love that I have for you

is gone, and I find my dislike for you

grows every day. When I see you,

I do not even like your face;

the one thing that I want to do is to

look at other girls. I never wanted to

marry you. Our last conversation

was very boring and has not

made me look forward to seeing you again.

You think only of yourself.

If we were married, I know that I would find

life very difficult, and I would have no

pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

to give, but it is not something

that I want to give to you. No one is more

foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

able to care for me and help me.
I sincerely want you to understand that
I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

if you think this is the end. Do not try

to answer this. Your letters are full of

things that do not interest me. You have no

true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

I don't care for you. Please don't think that

I am still your boyfriend."


So bad!!!!!!! is it???

However, Before handing over the letter to the girl,

The boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES"...


Between the lines ? ? Try yourself...

Read the Alternate Lines.. [ 1,3,5 etc... ] It's so smart & sweet....

Don't let it go............

This one is really sad. If you have problems in your relationships, try and fix them.

And remember, never let go of the person who you're really in love with.

Girl: Hey baby I want to show you.............

Boy: (cutting her off) Ugh I'm so mad..........

Girl: Why? What's wrong?

Boy: Everything

Girl: Explain it.

Boy: I just lost a championship game, my parents, and I'm catching a cold.

Girl: Well there are always other games you know...what is your problem with your parents?

Boy: They're making me pay for a car repair.

Girl: Is it a lot of money?

Boy: No but I don't want to pay for a car repair I have other things to do.

Boy: But hey I don't feel well so I'm just gonna lay down for a couple of hours ok?

Boy: Bye..........

Girl: Wait, I have to give you something.....

Boy: Can't it wait until tomorow?

Girl: Oh........... ok bye............

Boy: Bye

2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive......her friend curved the car to avoid hitting a truck....hitting a tree instead.... her friend quickly dies, while she is in critical condition...

(This one here is between her sister and the boy talking...)

Sister: Oh my gosh(crying)

Boy: What...what's wrong?

Sister: My sister.....your girlfriend was involved in a car wreck (crying)

Boy: Oh no! Is she ok?

Sister: She's in critical condition

Boy: I'll be there as soon as possible he goes in the hospital room, sobbing.

Boy: She wanted to give or tell me something...

his gf's Mom: Yeah.....this.

He opens it. In the envelope it said......you're everything to me.....I love you with everything I am, and everything I have... I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Sealed in the envelope was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they went to and the first picture they both had...he kissed the picture as tears fell from his eyes onto the picture.....then the machines flatlined.

After 3 minutes she was pronounced dead.

(Note:I got this from another site.)

LOVE STORY

A CUTE LOVE STORY....A guy had a cancer and had only 1 month to live.He liked a girl working in a CD shop very much,buthe did not tell her about his love.

Every day he used 2 go to the CD shop & buy aCD 2 talk to her.

After one month he died.

When the girl went & asked about him, his mother told he died n took her 2 his roomand she saw all the cd's unopened............................................

And the girl cried...............................

U know why?

She had kept her love letter inside the CD...............................

"SO DONT HIDE ANY THING FROM UR BELOVED ONES......................"

TRUST

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."

The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."

"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.

"There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold ours...

If tears of love, joy, and ecstasy have not washed your cheeks, you are yet to taste life!!